Host Freestyle Competition

 1, the host contest Toastmasters brothers and sisters, with my players to display their own poison qualities. change.
2, I have a dream I have a dream, is standing here singing for you; I have a dream I have a dream that this has become my heaven on earth; I have a dream I had dream, I hope you support me not Wandering; I have a dream I have a dream, forever in your heart to Wangruo Lin; I have a dream I have a dream, the word mm applause
3, connected to the text book . words before and after the New Year, China Central Television that is eight hundred square meters in the head ah studio. That tall short fat thin kind of thing even have to a word child mm beautiful! look at the audience sat two central , M is the eyebrow Green Head Show suave romantic, woman is Chunhongchibai Zhuyuanyurun. people with the words you are now, that is a full na! Yuehua Jian stir the audience, woo la la la, which may not be friends, how else decide? back a look at this stage to a post on men to kill this mighty tall, thin spirit of the na. look at it starts with the young, tall and eight feet, waist circumference is eight feet, (replaced by narration and Hing Wah Street West tall: Hey, Would not it be square?!) the same kind of people raise a hundred meters, the triangle has it, fool! Who is it that this book dark form, is none other than One mm Yuchi Lin Jia. is the so-called gods Ghost meet dark, behead event does not tremble. face long down three thousand feet, he suspected Li Yong to the challenge! For more information on how this kid funeral, Let's hear the old lady next time decomposition ~ ~!
4, in my to challenge the moderator before it, my body always president of some red pimple. But since met with the East after the horse, the little red pimple on me all gone. Now I could not help but to secretly look at my skin Oh, here, Look here, look here, look here ~ ~
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6, viewers, Hello everybody, welcome to today's , and in a what is it? not cement, black sesame paste! This also shows that the relationship between men and women really be cut, and chaotic. Well, today we will go together to talk about the different men and women . First, select the sweat of men and women choose the tears. men chose to sweat too expensive because of bleeding, anemia will flow more, and tears is too low, it will be laughed at: It was not husband a child. and women cry it, it's easier, grievances, frustration, romance, the woman's tears that come, you are able to prevent blocking. Second, select the car men, women choose a house. The car is watching the flow of goods, is also a symbol of identity and status men, but it is also the first choice props men attract women. and the house it is still ornamental products, in most cases, women stay in the house a lot more time than men. Why? in the room because she was pondering a man. As the saying goes: a successful man, there is a strong woman, behind a successful woman must have a man who does not live up to expectations. customs million kinds, big difference between men and women. We next goodbye !
7, then one afternoon, met in the street a 20-year-old young man, he squatted on the roadside drooping head, before writing a line of Fen Bizi: not eaten for days, good-hearted people to the food that eat. , I rushed to the potential lightning Pirates of the bell next to a small restaurant, bought a five Shandong large baking bread, a total of two half kilogram. and then I ran out in front of him and said to him: Come, I have some bread that you eat it quickly while still hot. it, eat rice have kept on looking for work! a little bit jerky. The third time, he every bite is very painful. Comrades, friends, the most exciting time to come, as he began to eat the fourth. I saw him one, two, three hh wow is heard, he and ground to a close contact. and then in a trembling hand the four sentences: poem I sped his pen, back, six characters: First it is the type of singer Parkinson's: tell the truth, I have a home ~ ~ The second is the type of singer serving: individuals want to die Bing Gege, last year you joined the army to the post ~ ~ ~ President, Your dish it all. The third type of singer it is Finger Guessing Game: Star bright ~ ~ ~ The fourth is the clown of the play: Men are the Northeast this ga ~ ~ fourth five most exaggerated, are extremely type pain: you come back! I can not afford one ~ ~
9, hh I'm a man suffering from severe insomnia since childhood, I played two years of age have not slept until the present, I am a 24-hour The service waiting master. hh he may want to talk about child care than me, I've had a lot to teach the boy, I went to the first, their baby admitted to Tianjin University, the second into the test Oxford University, the third test into the the, ah well than doing housework. I wipe the floor, you do not have to buy a mirror at home, I wipe the table, it had to fly up off the splits! hh that Chinese people do not do not eat, I am Chinese cooking The first list, and I do the rice, you eat it after the bowls do not have to wash dishes, ensuring your own and all of us licked clean hh health foods is not only isometric flesh! hh you see me look, I stick guns and knives, forks hook ax ah I'm good at all, I want to do babysitting in your home, within a hundred mile radius of the absolute can not have thieves, robbers appeared two days you have to get neighborhood The large plaque mm is called ~ ~ that a bomb more than a beauty ah. You do not have to look at the Spring Festival party, and I play every day to your New Year party. (MA East: I often ask my friend Zhang Shao arrived two people inside our house drink, but even To an accompaniment, we have a woman Yeah, you say you sit down next to the two of us drink it?) Watson: Actually, you do not think I look very delicate it? (Please note Please note that bath orchid fingers) hh You listen to me a poem ah, you want me to work out, you rest assured; you put me at home, you worry; you chat with me You suck; you look at me you were the heart. (MA East: So You can be my nurse?!) Watson: Can ah, because the challenge is everywhere!
10, viewers, Hello everybody! Welcome to the bath house brought to you by creating wealth. We each program it will start to introduce some ideas to get rich, it brought to everyone today, this rich line of business is to sell beans. If the beans sell well, then you directly to make a fortune. If the beans are no longer marketable, then there are three can handle a situation: first, the beans soak into Douban children, selling Douban children; if Douban not sell it, then we sell it marinate for a lobster sauce; If the lobster is also difficulty in marketing, we can sell water fermentation soy sauce. The second, the beans tofu, if you accidentally do hard, Nazan on the sale of dried bean curd; If you do not accidentally make thin, and let's Maidou Fu Flower; if it is too thin, simply selling milk ; if this bean is also no longer marketable, then, let's put it a few days, changes stinky tofu; if the tofu is also no longer marketable, then let it rot long hair thoroughly, we sell fermented bean curd. the third case it, is to make beans sprout, we sell bean sprouts; sprouts are no longer marketable if so, then a long few days, we changed to sell bean sprouts, this stuff is fashionable now. In fact, life is not short of wealth, only to discover the wealth of the lack of eye . If you have any good ideas to get rich, then it would get the program together with us to share it. Well, today's program here, the beans can be the eternal Tao, creating wealth! next time then said ~ ~ DR 11, one of the four famous adventure. He rode a white horse, with a servant called Drifting. In order to pass the lonely journey of it, he also brought a pet monkey and a pet pig on the road. Along the way they passed the Many rivers Okawa, also turned over a lot of mountains and little hills, by a lot of shock. It is said that a monk with a great ability monkeys Yeah, clearing the way for the monks a lot of obstacles. that it seems no effect pet pig , just as a tool to relieve boredom fills the journey. the servant to what use are not all day, a broken lug luggage, listen pushed around. my foreign friends watched years ago, we like to pet a pig! Thank you!
12, optional exercise: HI, Dear viewers, friends, Hello everybody, welcome you to , I am your old friend Wang Ruolin. We have recently received many letters ah and ah a letter from more than 100 million letters, of which more than 50 million letters are like the Yuchi Lin Jia, and there are more than 50 million letters it is like to introduce just and Clank, there twenty-three ah a nasty horse East. ah such a letter which it is very interesting, ah, it is this our old player Wang Ruolin we arranged a song all this song I do not want the first one to go first. Leizhu Since I can not stay, why not the left, while waved, while tears. challenges before, you do not know me, I do not belong to you, we as a people waiting in the Shao-Gang and the jingle about through the streets of CCTV. challenges, we are friends, you can also greeting, just the kind of gentle, could not find reason to embrace the opponent eventually became friends, we are. until and Ma Dong friends doing for years , they would understand my tears, not to introduce just the flow, and the jingle and the flow. (They cheer, jingle stood waving to you) Well, thank you! thank our audience to watch this special program, and hope you continue to support the Thank you! our next goodbye!
13, welcome to this edition of the write a ten word slogan to promote the look of Putonghua. This question has been published that, ah, the answer can be said of all the students varied, then today it, I will share with you a few out. , ah do not speak do not speak, do not do talk, do not speak Mandarin to say say, general, pass, then! (hands beat time) ! (laughs) Ma Ma Bel stick to eat the body of Hong child, you have aimed mm speak Mandarin! He is good, Oh (scratched his head, Han Xiao), I am fine! Photos speak. Wangruo Lin: photos say what is it? it a poem Yin is Yue Fei , which is so Yin's .. (Music ring)
14, lies: viewers Hello everybody, welcome to , I Shou-II. Today we talk about, ah, is a to see in the end is not the classic classic. Web site: We are free. the company said: We are all employees. boss said: I will not forget your contribution. leadership, said: Here I simply say a few ah hh ! (audience laughs) vendors, said: big jump, bleeding, a big sale, ah! (make a snap of his fingers) photographer said: Ding Dong, you're the most beautiful I have ever seen. clothing store boss said: Wow! really is for you tailor-made! We next look at the love of the people, in the end is how a liar. boy: (pulls out a rose, and knelt upon one knee) I love you! girl: ( smell the roses, a walk away sideways, as a shy girl like imitation) Well people sorry ~ ~ man said: (pretending to smoke a cigar) your past, I do not care. woman: without you without you I hh mad! (crank and squat for the pain-like) male star said: I'm just an ordinary friend and his pull ~ ~ (imitating the Hong Kong accent) actress said: people not love it! (voice gently) Zhang Shaogang said: I vote for her because she was not pretty. Doraemon wrote: Ah! it look not as good as me! I say: thank two teachers and more criticism, more correction! (bow, Ding Shao-Gang applause) Well, then, Today we have invited a special guest m Ma Dong, see how he said, lies under a classic. There you Ma Dong!
15, optional exercise: public that the public reasonable, rational woman and she said, mobile phone thump phone fell into the toilet. this thing ah is small, but caused an uproar in the media. from celebrities and ah, that have discussed, have commented on. Zhuge Liang said: midnight tonight, the water level to be minimizing the toilet , we take the wind sneaked into the toilet inside, Caochuan opportunity, which was the best policy! (Applause) Yu-week-old general said: both raw toilet, He Sheng Ma Dong? (Shao just laugh, we laugh, really classic!) Finally, ah, who put this thing to solve it? is Zhang Shaogang. It Zhang Shaogang ah, not only saved out of this phone, and his old friend Sesson also the scene to congratulate him, and wrote a musical storytelling people are pistachios, it! (Zhang Shaogang this time have been wiped tears with laughter, the jingle of the tonsils can be seen laughing) Ma Dong invite him to dinner, he quit drinking less, he said ~~ a snap of his fingers) a me dei ga (transliteration, the same below) are challenged person, a me dei ga fishing specialty phone, a me dei ga are pistachios, a me dei ga are the challenger. (hold up left hand) on the challenger, Ma East (with his left hand made a Unfortunately, just when to step down by a UFO Zacheng injured. body hematoma in some areas, the head region and moderate rain accompanied by thunderstorms transfer (audience laughter from ~), the central pelvis region Richter 7.3 earthquake accompanied by large-scale landslides ribs (the audience was still laughing). As a reporter to dispatch the rescue work is still carried out in an orderly manner. (start dancing, and pointing up) thanks Yeah, this Jiren own days to the, ah, His friend promptly went to the scene, and he had a treatment. The first was Wang Xiaoya, she quickly ran to the scene, asked with concern: concerns like) ! Wing. He is also a stride broke into the emergency room Yeah. looked at Ma Dong, hey (grin). ; a Zhiquan the horse is Mandezhaoya East play it! this time was a teenager blaze ah, this teenager is the jingle. nothing, first a note Flirting in the ; (Wang Ruolin even play with the voice ) Ma Dong: I feel like I do, I'm still standing here, very lucky. Thank you, ah, Ding Dong. (Ding laugh)
17, adapted from very good, how do I say it, I was hurt, and if so required for the Leizhu to challenge as tourism, challenge the failure of the door, I do not want the first one to go first. Leizhu Since I can not stay, why not leaving , while waved, while tears. challenges before, you do not know me, I do not belong to you, we as a people waiting around at the Shao-Gang and Clank, walked the streets of CCTV. challenges, we are friends, you can also Greetings, just the kind of gentle, could not find reason to embrace the opponent eventually became friends, we are. until doing for years, and Ma Dong friends, they would understand my tears, not to introduce just the flow, and the jingle and the flow